Featured in famous music video!

Everyone loves merch with lyrics on them. And in the most technical sense, that’s how I would describe this particular item! Wow! I feel motivated to buy it already. 

Seriously. Check the lyric video. He says “don’t” in the song. It’s the first word of the song. Imagine being THAT in front of a trend. Being the FIRST to wear the FIRST word of our FIRST single from our new record. That would be a first! Act fast, though! You’re at risk of being second! And no one likes a follower. A LOSER. The only advice I’ve got for losers is: Don’t HAT the player, HAT the game. 

Heh. Tied it all in. Just in the nick of time. Don’t Hat. That’s what it is. It’s a… Don’t Hat.

Okay maybe not a great joke in print. Print has the sort of visual permanence that makes it too easy to linger on… uh… jokes of this quality.